HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE THE UKRAINE SINGING?
*practices for next week*
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

derr derr derderderedredr
derr derrr#


derderderderdcer

ALLE ALLE ALL LULU

ALLE ALLE EIN ZWEI

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_rNEPIgc8
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

AUF DEM oberseite

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Shove your derr derr derderderedredr derr derrr# derderderderdcer ALLE ALLE ALL LULU ALLE ALLE EIN ZWEI RIGHT up your cock.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

me english nichts verstehen

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Your French man prank call amused me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-W53kDyDhI
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

haha thank you sir

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

You will do more, yes?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

eventually
gaz me some ideas for nationalities and what they want to order from hotels
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Oooh, ok.
:D
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

*rings dekionplexis vist EIN AMUSING PHONECKALL*

( moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

Hallo....hallo? Ist dis Vyoming?
Hallo, yay..I am vant to phistyasista..
- What?
I am vant to phistyasista..
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOv9ou7nyhs
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Sweet & sour chicken balls = win
This thread = fail

In summary then: wail
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

The Eurovision song conteest = EPIC FAIL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

the last chinese meal I had contained a pube
and it wasn't mine
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

that was chow mein, noodlepubes

( spacefish bong!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

I may have it DNA tested
and get the fuckers closed down
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

*runs from the Feds*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

I have just discovered Novembre (band)
They are very good and make me ultra happy.

=win
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

FUCK OFF
/also practicing
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

i have been thinking for a while
that there needs to be a eurovision drinking game.

so far the rules are:
1, Every time Terry is a little bit racist = 1 drink.

2, Every time Terry moans about the Baltic country's voting for each other = 2 drinks.

any other suggestions?
( chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Theres loads on Google.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

I'm going to pop this link in the Eurovision Bash entry, hoping that the organisers will see it.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Keep drinking anyway to numb the pain

(anomalous anonymous, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Every time Terry chuckles, 1/2 litre of vodka

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

*orders 50 gallons*

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

I've got a better one.
1.Go out with friends who aren't cunts.
2.Go to pub without telly.
3.Nominate one of your party to buy a round of drinks.
4.Drink drinks.
5.Nominate a different member of the party to buy drinks, rinse and repeat.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

This sounds brilliant

(anomalous anonymous, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

it'll never work
the political voting from the baltic states will fuck it up
(Dangermouse., Sun 18 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

Bugger
:(
(anomalous anonymous, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I subscribe to your scripture

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Every time you hear a shit song
Keep drinking till it ends.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

How about every time some cunt mentions it on /talk
every other cunt whinges about it?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

*Goes and does something else*
Also practicing for next week
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

*eurovision is shit FIVE*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

I just don't get how normally sane (ish) people can find that tat interesting.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

I liked it before it went all commercial

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

It's certainly not going to be better than the Spanish entry
www.broadcastyoutube.com/watch?v=kUoQMtOWqMc&feature=related
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

That's a popular ringtone in Spain now.
Also, he made fun of Belgrade on TV, referencing Kosovo and everything. They hate him. I want him to WIN. Uno: El Breikidance.

Also, one of those lines translates to, "My mulatta does the dance with her knickers in her hand."
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

*Breikidances*

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

Thank fuck I'll be at a party next saturday

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:21, archived)