I'd find a use for a chocolate hairdryer.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

but - and this is probably the crucial point
- it wouldn't be drying your hair, would it?
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

No.
You got me there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

It's a phyrric victory.
to be honest.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

Yes, I imagine they'd be very tasty once you took the wires out!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

just make sure the plug isn't hanging out your mouth
when the TV license man comes round.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)