I could pick up a wounded comrade with my bum and drag him half a mile
your arse whistles with anything more than a light breeze!
( moohalaa, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

It's a mating call, alright?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)