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What sit would you set a sitcom you writ in?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
Cross legged.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
Arseways.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
I bet you would, you slack-arsed mick

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
I think we know which one has the slack arse around here, gay lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
My money's on you:)
We know you good Catholic girls take it in the arse to stop having babies
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
Good Catholic girls might, I am neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
You're a boy?
ha! i knew Noit was an arse bandit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
Damn! I mean, emmm, nooo....

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
I could pick up a wounded comrade with my bum and drag him half a mile
your arse whistles with anything more than a light breeze!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
It's a mating call, alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
Youn are.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
Says your face.
I am off to Ireland-land on Monday, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
yay!
We're off to London Town tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
Cool, for holliers?
Go see the butterflies at the Natural History Museum. Well worth a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
we're going for dinner and Spamalot.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
I'm drinking in Newcastle tommorow night.
*joins in a small way*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
*head explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
A lunatic asylum
where all the inmates were sane and all the staff were bonkers.
Lol comedy basic role reversal.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
where the inmates were locked up for their own safety rather than ours

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
Imagine that you are a situation comedy writer
What situation would you write a comedy about?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
how about a sitcom about a lot of comedy writers,
who struggle to come up with ideas for sitcoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
extras
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
I've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
surprise surprise

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
Cilla black was in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
Is This Is Your Life still on?
The last time I saw that they were really scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel with people I'd never even heard of. If they're still doing it, they must be going through people as famous as the secretary of Bristol's Conservative Club by now, or maybe head teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
A comedy writer struggling with the deep thoughts that people have on a daily basis.
Stresses and strains be bound.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
Aaah
Hmm... I think that requires too much thinking to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
don't strain yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
Poor PF's brain
*strokes soothingly*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
*sits and watches conversation*
*makes random comment*
*drinks more wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
people who live opposite each other in a block of new york flats
i would call it people who live opposite each other and steal their post
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
Or "Cunts".

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
'we were on a cunting BREAK'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
How YOU cunting?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
Could I BE any more cunty?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
Hahaha
Living room Lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:46, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
Pfft
that is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
A place where people fight amongst themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
House of Commons

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
I'd like to see a house of uncommons.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
inside a mammal

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
MYKEYBOY BEING A DIRTY TRASHCAN FULL OF POOP
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
More a documentary no?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
He's trying to MELT MY LUSH :((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
Oh no!!
*goes on rescue mission*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
It's okay, BFF. Karma shall step in and do my dirty work!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
bring it on, pecker face

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
An internet forum

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
Ooh...

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
Auschwitz

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
Putting the WIT into Auschwitz.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
Now right the fucker, it'll never get commissioned, but good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
Maybe I should write it instead.
HAHAHA! YOU MADE A COMMON AND PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE MISTAKE. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
I stand bye my statement.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
Sew dew eye.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
Or a young offenders institution

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
Or even an illicit smokers pub
where they let you smoke indoors and then plot to bring down the government.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
Aushwitz.
LOLOCAUST!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 30 May 2008, 20:54, archived)