I've like the birthday sex fairy
I creep into your bedroom on your birthday and rape you til you like it.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

blimey.
*deactivates PANDA alarm*

*puts birthday in profile casually*

*reactivates PANDA alarm*
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

*luffs*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)