You'd probably love the salvia and Fly Agaric joints then
Available from most shops that do that sort of stuff
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm not touching it again you drug pusher.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)

Pfft
That reminds me of when I was a drug dealer. Apparently.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)