Sticks.
I loved 'em. Wooden, hard, durable, etc. I used to carve the bark off and get the wood all naked and stuff...

My walking stick is blonde hickory, handle wrapped with black parachute cord. Lovingly finished with hand-rubbed tongue oil after drying and sanding to 800 grit.

It's just a stick. ;-)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)

You are one of the most terrifyingly sexual people I have ever come into contact with.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)

You just read what I write in a perverted way.
:P
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)