Fucking hell, I've never wanted to lick my monitor before.
Well, once. Well, twice. Well, all the time, but this is the first for a giant sesame snap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

I once bit my TV in anger
I think I was playing an Amiga game at them time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

What did it taste like?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

Like plastic heaven
it was a rental and when the man collected it I saw him tick a box for "no external marks on the unit".

This was very funny to a 12 year old me.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)