I have a crunchy face?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

Oh hell yeah!
the crunchiest!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

She should stop picking the scabs and let it heal over.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

She can clean out a hairbrush on her cheeks.
It's amazing.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)