I wash because I don't want to smell
If you want to stink you are weirder than I thought and that's saying something ;)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

OFF

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

 
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

*literally drowns in bath, laughing*
Well done, Pickle, you have succeeded where so many have failed. ;)
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)