I won't be able to go to the pub for another hour and a half.
In what way are your civil rights being trampled on?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

I have to wash, every day, because of OTHER PEOPLE.
I should be allowed to STINK.

*soaps boobs* ;)
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

 
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

MONO !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

We should try and get a 100% blank popular page and see who asks to see if it's broken.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

I'm in.

(kid_charlemagne is apparently still not dead yet., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Me too.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

(kid_charlemagne is apparently still not dead yet., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

Welcome from the future.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)

( Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

I wash because I don't want to smell
If you want to stink you are weirder than I thought and that's saying something ;)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

OFF

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

 
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

*literally drowns in bath, laughing*
Well done, Pickle, you have succeeded where so many have failed. ;)
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

I've been asleep in since midday. I hoped that it wouldnt have been such a long nap.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

I'm shocked and appalled.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

It's been a good few years since I've had a Giant Kindda Egg, and let me tell you this for nothing, it wasn't through choice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

Kinder Eggs are shit and AIDS.
And a surprise.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

Giant Kinder egg?
What is this magic?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

They used to do HUGE kindda eggs, with proper big toys in them !
SERIOUSLY !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

I don't believe you!
Stop lying to me.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)

This sounds like shite.
I'm not saying I don't believe you, I'm saying that Kinder eggs are shite and shouldn't exist.
Bigger ones are worse.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

yeah, this actually.
the toys are all rubbish and just get left all over everywhere, and the little plastic thing they come in accounts for something like 50% of all litter.
The chocolate isn't very nice either, and there's far less of it than you'd expect.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

"the little plastic thing they come in accounts for something like 50% of all litter"
Fuck off.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

No, seriously!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

I'd be disappointed to find anything less than
an old-fashioned wheel-dialling telephone inside.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

I'm having friends round for dinner
so i won't be able to go to the pub at all
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

This is terrible news.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

I know
I might poison the food
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

Are they bringing you lots of alcohol?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

are they fuck

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

Shocking behaviour

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

I can be detained for 6 weeks without charge thanks to Jacqui Smith
Hooray!

Why don't the police just arrest suspects for something small where they can prove guilt, and then use the rest of their time proving that they're terrorists, rather than detaining people without any evidence at all?
( SuperMatt, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

Fucking classic.
Why not have a system based on arresting people who you can prove are guilty.
You know, a Justice system based on justice.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

what if they didn't do anything small and illegal?
unless it's illegal to go to Maplin now. I fear it will be before too long.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)