You won't be able to sell the kids
after you've had them.

Damaged goods and all.
( SpoonMeiser, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Dude, I'm not going beat our kids. Thats just bad for business.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)