You're missing out approximatly 80% of the fun there,.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

There is no fun in camping in a field full of people
I don't mix well with total strangers.

Plus we're all going back to Jon's mate's beautiful bachelor pad in Chelmsford to get pissed up afterwards,
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

There's plenty of fun with it,
Why do you think the country is covered with festivals every year?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

Because hippies like taking drugs and humping each other?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

that's the fun

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)

But I can't hump anyone else and I'm too tight to buy drugs!
All I'd be doing is clutching my belongings and panicking at every noise near my tent.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)