"BALD BLOKE IN EXPENSIVE APARTMENT FOR HAMSTER LOVING FUN"
It's okay, it's just beneath mine.

"FAT LONG HAIRED BLOKE FOR GENTLE CUDDLING"
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

that's even gayer than mine

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)