Big head?
Today i saw a man on the bus with a big body and an unflatteringly small head.

This got me thinking, what would you rather have;

A big body with a small head?

Or a small body and a big head?
(american badass Papa's got a brand new beef bag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah

yeah, that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

One of my friends, right, has a MASSIVE head.
It's as wide as his shoulders.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

There was a mate of mine,
used to be on the telly, who has a massive head for the rest of his body.

We used to call him Mr Ca-Rainium

How we laughed.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

Apologies I didn't reply to your text.
Haven't spoke to you in a while, hope all is well, etc. But in regards to your text message, there was a chap from down south who was up for it, but then ended up shooting off at the last minute. And I've tried to distance myself from a lot of people recently, as apparently my names been dropped a few times; is it really horrible?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

lolgaz

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

I can never be arsed gazzing it.
GO TO PROFILE
COPY USER IDEA
GO TO GAZ SOMEBODY ELSE
PASTE IN GILGS USER IDEA
WAIT FOR PAGE TO LOAD

omgg, it's just so much effort.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

you lazy cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU LUCKY PEG SELLER.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

you lazy cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU LUCKY PEG SELLER.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Eh?
I just type their name in.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

FUCK O- oh, you can do that?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

er
www.b3ta.com/gaz/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

or just go to write and search and pick from
Gilgamesh
GilgaMesh57
or Definitely Not Gilgamesh, Oh No
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

only two of those are me
I think
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Well I'll be damned. Thanks chaps.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

what's wrong with the "send me a message" button?

( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

His profile is borked.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10642&css=n
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

oh wait
if i'd actually clicked gilgy's profile i wouldn't have asked such a stupid question
( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

NOW REFRESH THE PAGE FOR A SPECIAL CHEAP THRILL
GO ON, DO IT

DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEET
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

WHERE'S MY THRILL?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23553
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Special, yes.
Cheap, no.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

*wink-wink finger guns thing*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

lol, I have CSS disabled, but only for about 3 users.
You are one of them! LOL.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

woop, that's awesome

( icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

great googly moogly!

( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)

I think he's been going into his own profile, then changing the user ID to his intended recipient so that he can indeed click on that.
What a MONG.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I just don't understand how you could do that to a cat.
I mean, how can it even fit?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

no worries
we found some volunteers, it's all sorted now

also: hello bloke!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

poovs?
joo's? what is this becoming
( mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

Hello guv. How're things?
I put an Ad on Gumtree for some general roadies to entertain the bands at gigs and I've had fiftey replies. All mainly nutters. Some fitties though.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

I think you may be getting roadies and groupies mixed up there
though I may be wrong, I don't know what presses your buttons
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Fit roadies? GAY.
Groupies perhaps?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

Same thing.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Duuude, no.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

What the fuck do I know? I hate bands and music of all forms.

join my music promotion company

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

is this some result of gay porn?

( mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I'm listening to Barry White now if that helps?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

i don't talk gay, i tried listning to round the horn but i didn't find it funny

( mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

I bet you're a massive screaming puff really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Hello.
We were in Machester at the weekend.

But we decided not to see if you fancied drinkies as we're massive cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

that's ok, I wouldn't be seen out with you anyway

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

We spraypainted your phone number all over Canal street.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

they all know it anyway
it's on those cards in all the phone boxes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

"BALD BLOKE IN EXPENSIVE APARTMENT FOR HAMSTER LOVING FUN"
It's okay, it's just beneath mine.

"FAT LONG HAIRED BLOKE FOR GENTLE CUDDLING"
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

that's even gayer than mine

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

If you swap the word 'head' for 'willy', it makes this thread far more interesting.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Fuck off

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

i like a little head

( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

i'm free

( mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

yay!
and here was me thinking that dropping hints on an internet messageboard was unattractively nerdy and needy. I WIN INTERNET!
( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

and i thought my gumtree adverts were the only way to get to suck cock

( mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

gumtree, you say?

( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

big body, small head
Because then I don't have to find hat shops for massive headed people, I can just buy kiddie hats, and if anyone laughs at me I'll crush them with one of my massive forearms.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

so basically you want a smaller head

( mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

I have a small body and a big head.
well, I say a big head. I'm still a size small in hats.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

BALDMONKEY HAS CAT LEGS

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

MJAUU MJAUU I HAS CAT LEGS
/BALDMONKEY
( moohalaa, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

You managed to leave something behind again!
I found your steel ruler on site so I've brought it home. I reckon you were pinging the back of the artiste's legs to get them on stage a bit quicker.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I also left my toolbox, cables and tuners..
I always leave something, it's a moohalaa thing I think!
( moohalaa, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

I want to look like The Brain
from Pinky and the Brain

more than I want to look like Blaster from Master Blaster
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

Will Patrick Moore ever live down Gamesmaster?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

not for many more years
he is getting on, poor soul.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

I read your username, then your sig and felt cheated :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

I would rather shove crisps up my bum
in the hope that Gary Lineker would put his hand up there to retrieve them.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

I have absolutely no idea
what this means or what it's for. But it's good nonetheless.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)