Reading everything aloud in my Andy Parsons voice

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

SHOE... ON.... HEAD

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

Nah
Andy Parsons would say

"And the thing is... there seems to be... a shoe on the head. My question is.. if there was a shoe.. .on the head... surely there would be... a hat.. shortage!"

Then he'd mention George W. Bush and everyone would laugh for some fucking reason.

Then Frankie Boyle will mention peadophiles, and Hugh Dennis will do a Jimmy Saville impression.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

Or ask you about car insurance.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

channelflip.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-actually-do-like-this-show.html
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha, nicely.
Michael McIntyre was on it recently, as was Greg Davies, and I'd never seen either of them do stand up before- both good. Then McIntyre was on live at the apollo a few days ago and I was crying with laughter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

McIntyre is good
It's just he always seems confused.

Which is annoying, because that's how I deliver most of my stand up.

:(
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

I must check out the gig in your profile at some point
I love stand up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

The person filming decided just to film the songs I did
The actual gig was a lot longer
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Bumothy
I hate missed jkokes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Well, the songs are funny in themselves
In my opinion, anyway
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

I shall endeavour to give it all a damn good listening.
You'd best be ace.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

I'm shit if you listen to everyone here

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)

So's everything else, though.
If I were to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

Now, I don't know about YOU
but when [noun] [verb].....

How can he remain so blissfully unfunny yet still get a laugh just for WALKING UP TO A MICROPHONE?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

the amount of times guests go to walk up, but are never shown
they must cut an awful lot of stuff worse than him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

I dunno
Russell Howard might mention some quirky family thing.

If they cut that out, the show would be 18 minutes long.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Oh I quite like Russell
Andy's not reall a comedian though, he's just a victorian barber with a silly delivery and funding.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

I do a pretty big rant about Andy Parsons
It's hard to stop me
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

He is fucking awesome.
Just in his mannerism and the way he talks
( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

So are deaf people, but you get told off for laughing at them.
IE: silly voice doesn't make funny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

You're eight flavours of wrong, here

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

:(
I thought we had something
( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)