What are YOU doing this weekend
That doesn't involve dreary holiday plans or D.I.Y.?
( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

Reading everything aloud in my Andy Parsons voice

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

SHOE... ON.... HEAD

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

Nah
Andy Parsons would say

"And the thing is... there seems to be... a shoe on the head. My question is.. if there was a shoe.. .on the head... surely there would be... a hat.. shortage!"

Then he'd mention George W. Bush and everyone would laugh for some fucking reason.

Then Frankie Boyle will mention peadophiles, and Hugh Dennis will do a Jimmy Saville impression.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

Or ask you about car insurance.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

channelflip.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-actually-do-like-this-show.html
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha, nicely.
Michael McIntyre was on it recently, as was Greg Davies, and I'd never seen either of them do stand up before- both good. Then McIntyre was on live at the apollo a few days ago and I was crying with laughter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

McIntyre is good
It's just he always seems confused.

Which is annoying, because that's how I deliver most of my stand up.

:(
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

I must check out the gig in your profile at some point
I love stand up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

The person filming decided just to film the songs I did
The actual gig was a lot longer
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Bumothy
I hate missed jkokes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Well, the songs are funny in themselves
In my opinion, anyway
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

I shall endeavour to give it all a damn good listening.
You'd best be ace.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

I'm shit if you listen to everyone here

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)

So's everything else, though.
If I were to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

Now, I don't know about YOU
but when [noun] [verb].....

How can he remain so blissfully unfunny yet still get a laugh just for WALKING UP TO A MICROPHONE?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

the amount of times guests go to walk up, but are never shown
they must cut an awful lot of stuff worse than him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

I dunno
Russell Howard might mention some quirky family thing.

If they cut that out, the show would be 18 minutes long.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Oh I quite like Russell
Andy's not reall a comedian though, he's just a victorian barber with a silly delivery and funding.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

I do a pretty big rant about Andy Parsons
It's hard to stop me
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

He is fucking awesome.
Just in his mannerism and the way he talks
( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

So are deaf people, but you get told off for laughing at them.
IE: silly voice doesn't make funny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

You're eight flavours of wrong, here

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

:(
I thought we had something
( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm going to recycle my old dwarves.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

they'll actually charge you to get rid of the ones with mercury in
it's a scandal
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

Bugger.
This is going to cost me a fortune.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

YOUR MUM

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

Shit.
That's what I meant to say.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

*slaps*

( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

Doing dreary D.I.Y. on holiday

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

Gin and dancing and snogging and eating and cooking.
It's going to be great.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

I'm going to get fucking twisted tonight.
I have the next two weeks off, paid, and tonight shall be awesome.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

Football Manager 2008
now I have a computer that will run it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

I'm going to the Great Wall at some point
and watching the limpics closing ceremony on Sunday.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

Shopping.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

For?

( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Boots, bras, jeans.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)

Pictures?

( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)

Spending 3 days at the flying field
Geeking out over Rc helis
( M o D, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

I'd like some RC heelies

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

Iwould like some RC wellies

( RedStar returneth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

well they don't exist so you're fucked like the rest of us

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

You could always strap some RC cars to some wellies

( M o D, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

swimmywimmywimwim, workyworkyworkwork, shoppyshoppyshopshop, biscywiskybiscuits

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

Birthday party tonight
Drayton Manor tomorrow
Watching films with my niece tomorrow night whilst FF is out boozing
Parents on Sunday
Boozing at The Windmill on Sunday night cos there's a beer festival on
Don't know about Monday yet
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

I'm going to see how much things I can stick up my bottom with the lest amount of lube.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

Do you have a video camera or a webcam?

( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

I'm not having cybersex with you.
I'm sorry, but it's not going to happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

As if.
I was looking for /Links material.
( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)

try a sack of swarf

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

studying for an upcoming exam

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Boo.

( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

It has to be done
:[
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

Boo :(

( Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)

I finished my DIY
so tomorrow I'll be playing WoW.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

Flying to Amshterdam.
Oh Yesh.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Might go to the carnival.

( Zuowan, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)