I trust they rolled the red carpet out for you, as a support of "JMG FOR MOD!".
It's going well.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

there were several outfits and costumes to this effect!
along with t-shirts with "I am bald and on the mum and live with dole etc etc etc" written on them
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)