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I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your seats. Would anybody like to talk about football while I'm at it?
Footy, eh? Fantastic.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)

What sort of football?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)

Mainly the Premiership, but I'm flexible on leagues.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)

What do you think of the MK Dons

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

Their stadium is in Bletchley
Next to a giant asda.

Great ambition.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)

I almost fell asleep at the wheel in MK, one time.
Hubare was there.
How we laugh about it now.


As for the football. It'll be interesting to see how Di Matteo copes this season.
If they can hold their own, they could push for promotion again within 2 years.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)

I just accidentally deleted my own post,
no-one should be alarmed.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)

Coventry play Newcastle tonight JMG.
What do you think the outcome will be?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

Christ we have no fully fit strikers...
2-1 to the Toon.
Perhaps two from set-pieces, corners and the like.

A big Stevie Taylor header.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)

I' hoping Coventry will cause an upset akin to that against Manchester last season.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)

Meh no
but I did see Midnight Meat Train, and it was a bit sucky
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

That title worries me somewhat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

No it's not porn...
People getting killed in the subway...stupid plot spin, whole (book) story got raped.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/

Trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pifkqLq6c0
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

someone tell Berbatov to get his finger out of his arse and sign a contract
in his own poo if necessary
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

Spurs believe they are a massive club because they're in London.
Whereas the reality is that they are a selling club once one of the big teams comes calling.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

that's odd
I believe they're a gang of prancing fairy-boys because they're in London
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

Light on their Feet.
Southerners..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

I bet most of them have moved out of their parents' houses but live with their sisters
they're odd like that, pretty much anywhere south of Cheshire
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

're in London. play a prancing fairy-boy excuse for a sport.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

We should have sold him MONTHS ago
and payed whatever the hell Zenith St Petersburg wanted for Arshavin
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

Spurs are prepared to "Let him rot."
I think they should take Roy Keane's advice and fuck him off sharpish.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

It's been quite the season of upsets, in the football.
Nobody thought Wexford would get past Armagh, and Tyrone's hammering of Dublin came as a surprise to all.
Still, we're all waiting for the Cork/Kerry replay.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

Sunderland would sign Foster and Allen and stick them in defence if Niall Quinn saw them play a reserve match one time.
Oh Sunderland. Why must you buy the Irishmen that aren't any good?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)

They're not proper Irishmen if they play a garrison game.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

I've got football sweatbands
but they're not for me, they're for a mate. Wearing them makes people think you like football and are Scottish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

Excellent!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

The ginger hair helps as well, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

We don't have to play until the 3rd round.
Stick that up your northern urethra.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

We've had a game of football in the Champions League.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

We would have...
if there wasn't that awful food poisoning incident.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

We can never tell. You mightn't have even got through the qualifiers.
You'd have got the place if you'd have held on for dear life at Highbury.
Ignore the Dehli-Belly that struck the team down at Upton Park.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

True, over the whole season we got 5th
can't base it on one game.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

No football, cake.
I'm going to make this...

www.tesco.com/Superstore/recipes/p/i/recipes/1288.jpg

It's not going to look like that.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

if it doesn't
grab about 3 big bars of chocolate to melt- if it looks like shit just cover it in melted chocolate and refrigerate. Then nobody'll be the wiser.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

Exactly. I'm not even going to be eating it, my sister's supposed to be bringing desset
to a dinner party but she can't cook so, like a mug, I said I'd whip something up.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

Your sister needs to appreciate her luck, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

I think so too. She won't though.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

This upsets me, offline.
Speaking as a half-only child I'd have loved a big sister, even a shit one. But she's got a nice one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)

She's alright sometimes. She's a very typical youngest child though.
Even though she's only youngest by two minutes because she's a twin.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

I suppose when you're all old
you'll be able to make her blush with stories of her more idiotic times. I'll just have to do that to my children.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)

Good luck with this game.
*Five*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

Brown Pig Nose with fruit coming out it's snotty nostrils?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

No it's a pigcock cigar with herpes

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

There's always one that has to go too far.
You've soiled the Donkey name! Go to your room and think about what you've done. Wait til your father gets home.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)

Hides in shame
arw
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)

It looks like meatloaf

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

It'll be gone when the morning comes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

that looks marvelous.
I baked a lovely cake the other day. There was 500g of chocolate within its sponge, filling and sauce.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

Have you changed the spelling of your name?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

yes to correct it.
As I am a spelling fail.

See also: www.b3ta.com/board/8685303
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

Nothing wrong with whiskey.
Or whisky.
They both get the Dr Preference seal of approval.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

I made a cake
It was a carrot cake with 175g of cream cheese icing.
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)

Until 4 days ago I would never have touched carrot cake.
But I'm ok with it now.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)

good for you
I never liked it then realised it doesn't count as a vegetable.
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

I was in Leeds yesterday for CARNEEVAL!
it was most awesome... whites and blacks, spraffing cigarettes off each other...

Needless to say they all loved me, they asked how you were - in unison just before shouting "RICE AND PEAS!" yum!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)

Where is Friz?
This looks like a job for racism patrol :(
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

I trust they rolled the red carpet out for you, as a support of "JMG FOR MOD!".
It's going well.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

there were several outfits and costumes to this effect!
along with t-shirts with "I am bald and on the mum and live with dole etc etc etc" written on them
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

Rice and peas.
I may make this for the chap tonight with some jerk chicken. Chicken or mutton curry?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

You appear to be clueless.
It's Curry Mutton, or Curry Chicken.

Do not get the words the wrong way around.

And the answer, obviously, is Mutton.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)

Why not? I'm fucking making it
I can call it fabulous quadruped party suprise if I so please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

BUT IT'S CALLED "CURRY MUTTON".
And, really, you should be using GOAT.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

I'm very powerful in the black community.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)

Do they sell goat in Tesco?
No.

They barely sell mutton in Tesco, it's just going to be lamb.

It's called whatever I like Bud, whether you cry or not. I might not even make it, it's only if I can get all the stuff together.

I want to make him some proper St Lucian food, but that'd involve finding out what that is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)

LOOK, RIGHT.
I'm an expert on West Indian food. I've won awards and stuff.

It's "CURRY MUTTON". It's even written in caps, on those little neon starburst signs you only get in West Indian food shops.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)

Heehee.
Right, expert, what's proper St Lucian food then? I can't just make him sugared tamarinds and guava cheese.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

If you serve a man Guava Cheese, you clearly don't love him.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)

Oh and: Callaloo Soup.
It's lovely.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)

His mum brought him some back
and she's quite fond of him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)

But it's like sick and human flesh in one ghastly, squidgy nightmare.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)

I thought it was alright
the tamarinds were nicer though. Mmmm, sour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)

I actually did a bit of sick in my mouth when I tried it, upsetting not only my girlfriend-at-the-time
but also her freakishly strong mother, who called me a "raasclart" and threatened to "kiss me footback to RAAS".
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)

My word.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)

Have you ever been threatened by an angry fat Jamaican woman?
It's not pleasant. Especially when you've seen her move a fridge out of the kitchen, into the garden, on her own, without a single sign of strain.

The woman was FREAKISHLY STRONG. I feel this point needed to be made repeatedly.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)

I've been racially abused by a fat Jamaican woman.
For daring to ask her if she sold dread wax (my partner has big thick dreads).

I was the wrong person to get into a war of words with, there was a reason she was a shop assistant in a hair things shop.

But no, never physically threatened.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)

I suggest foregoing food and just present your anus at him with a tub of Vaseline...
otherwise you don't love him
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)

Kids and Grownups love it so, the happy world of Anal-OH!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)

Vaseline?
I'm not an amateur.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)

*clears throat*
RICE AND PEAS FOR THE GREAT BIG MOTHERFUCKIN WIN... BITCHES!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)