It's quite simple
If he started eating real, actual food, instead of fair trade organic lettuce and gravel, he'd actually be able to get his pasty cock up for long enough to give Paltrow a half decent seeing to, and then maybe he wouldn't be so fucking miserable and might write some reasonable music.

Although, all the red meat in the world would be unlikely to make me enjoy shagging that pathetic skinny mess.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)

hahaha
all of this.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)