Fuck off, coldplay.
Go on. Off. Get the fuck out of it. Nobody likes you. You're not welcome here any more. You were only momentarily welcome for that song you wrote that was accidentally interesting. You're a last-minute present from dull people to dull people's mothers. Fuck off.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

YEAH.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

Are you listening to 6music?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

Yes.
Or "Radio 2" as it appears to be becoming.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

You don't like Cardigans either?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

They're scandinavian and I vaguely recall that the girl is pretty.
Apart from that they're basically ... who were those drab irish cunts who every yuppy had on their stereo for the whole first half of the nineties? Not the Corrs ... the even duller ones. They can fuck off as well.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

Travis?
Edit: who it seems were Scottish.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)

cranberries?
they can fuck off to fuck in a fat fucking bucket of fuck.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)

Yes. That's the bastards.
I reckon they used to sell those twee little micro-stereos with their fucking CD built in.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)

those aluminium-covered
Denon micro-systems? I believe they did.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)

The Thrills?
Snow Patrol, now they can get to FUCK
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)

Snow Patrol are a Coldplay tribute act. Like Keane. And ... the other twenty Coldplay tribute acts.
Jesus. They've invented an entire GENRE of drab.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)

cranberries?

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)

Cardigans are yards better than the cranberries.

( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)

Yeah,
an hour and a quarter till Lard is on too.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)

i find 6music is pretty much unlistenable these days
i have to turn it off between 10am and 7pm as it's just so so so dull.

The weekend line up is pretty good though, except the people on sunday mornings. John richardson? He's on that terrible programme Mock the Week.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

I quite like the George Lamb show.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)

Do you suffer from a very short memory
meaning that every show is new to you and not just a repeat of the last piece of shit they spew out?

The bit I hate the most is when they have people on the phone and just take the piss with jokes that fall completely flat.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

I love a good meme, or even a shit one,
hence why i like the internet and why i also like the George Lamb show.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)

it's horrible. So completely against what 6music used to be.
he's a terrible presenter and a cunt of a 'man'.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)

He speaks well of you though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)

he doesn't.

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)

I can see why people find him annoying, but i think he's got a good act.
It's the same music as the rest of the day anyway and at least he isn't Nemone.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)

it's not the same music as anything past 7, which is when genuine music starts.
6music plays the same shit as radio 1 in the day. I actually listen to the shit on radio 1 instead of Lamb. And sometimes I listen to 1xtra.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)

I can't listen to it during the day anymore anyway.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)

good.
1 less viewer for the insipid man.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)

Coldplay would be a lot better without Chris Martin's voice and lyrics.

( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

It's quite simple
If he started eating real, actual food, instead of fair trade organic lettuce and gravel, he'd actually be able to get his pasty cock up for long enough to give Paltrow a half decent seeing to, and then maybe he wouldn't be so fucking miserable and might write some reasonable music.

Although, all the red meat in the world would be unlikely to make me enjoy shagging that pathetic skinny mess.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)

hahaha
all of this.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

Motion seconded.
Harumph, harumph.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

err...
ok...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)

Back in my cabaret days we had a sketch that consisted of a guy on the piano playing Coldplay.
Then I'd come out with a stick and break it over his head.
It always got a standing ovation, that one.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

I'm downloading Intermission now, I forgot how good it is.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

It's excellent.
ELECTRIC PICNIC THIS WEEKEND!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)

I HATE YOU.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

They asked me to play at it, on the Irish language stand up stage.
I don't think I will, though.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)

I'm listening to Electric Light Orchestra.
They're almost indescribably cheery.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

yes!

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

I agree with this

(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

Yes, agreed.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

and, AND
what the bollocks is the word "coldplay" supposed to mean?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

Someone's obviously never had very
quick sex in a walk-in freezer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)

I did, but then she broke it off.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)

It's because you play it and people become like corpses, which are cold.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)

Foreplay with ice cubes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

ahhhh right
eskimo cocktails

I get it now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

i like their first two albums.
If only for sentimental 'I was confused teen at the time' value.

But they went shit right after that.

This is worth a listen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6P-2GY-SgA
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)

Welcome n00b :)

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

hello!

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)