You're going to drop it in the toilet

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

ohh now I have to post my favourite cellphone toilet news story again
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2850045.stm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)

'The cell phone was not found'

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)

Hilarious AND tragic, awesome.
I remember reading about some village in India, where a chicken fell down a well, and 12 people died during rescue attempts
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)

But did the chicken survive?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

Yeah

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
/ac
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)

I did that :(

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)

HOW MANY FREE MINUTES DO YOU GET?
HOW MANY FREE MINUTES?

TELL ME NOW. I NEEEEEEEEEEED TO KNOW. HOW MANY FREE MINUTES DO YOU GET?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)