*sucks air through teeth*
it's a problem with the CPU drive, what you wanna do love is have someone take it out and give the teeth a good scrub
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

He'll have to replace the RAM fluid as well
£50 plus VAT.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

You'll have to send away to Japan for the spares
At least two weeks
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

bucket of warm soapy water overnight then a good scrub with a wire brush and Dettol

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)