I've gone for a live-in slob kind of thing.

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

I'm marrying for money
And getting a maid.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

^This.
I'll just keep my boyfriend as a bit-on-the-side.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)