If you keep practicing you'll make someone a good wife

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)

Never!
I even managed to burn the first batch of fishfingers last night (late night snack for my previously pub-diverted chap)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:36, archived)

I had chicken sausages for supper
Unsatisfactory
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)

They sound wrong, but I'm no foodie.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)

Quite wrong indeed
But very cheap
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)