I can look up patient records and be nosey.
When the system's working. If I were so inclined.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:49, archived)

There are two doctor's surgeries in this town
The one I'm at where it takes weeks to get an appointment, or the one run by one of our friends who is free to poke about in files but you can get a next day appointment.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:57, archived)