Wesley Crusher?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

i thought that

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I used to crush on him quite hard
despite the unitard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'd biff Deanna Troi right in her tit badge so it would be doing
*Beedeepoop**Beedeepoop**Beedeepoop**Beedeepoop* and calling the bridge and they'd hear her getting pounded and calling me Captain Beanspread and bloopingallovertheplacehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm done.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Maybe it's because she's a Landahnaaaaah

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

Oi lleeeeev it SUNSHYNE!
I'm the most Londony Londer sounding on here. I got a cock knee voice.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

Giving the ladies pearly necklaces.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

My brother sent me a postcard from a place called Watchet.
He tells me the next towns along are called Leavet and Avet ;o)
(allergic to curry, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)