My friends have only ever bought me earrings and vodka, I want your friends.
Quickly now, hand them over, I've not got all day.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm guessing he is soon to be single if you fancy a go

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)