Hello pixel people
I was given a Nintendo Wii by a very nice chap a couple of days ago. I know nothing of modern game console things. What are good games to play on it?

Ta,
Broadsword xx
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Did he make your bum sore in return?

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

It was an unexpected gift in return for letting a mate crash at mine while he was having problems at home

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

My friends have only ever bought me earrings and vodka, I want your friends.
Quickly now, hand them over, I've not got all day.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm guessing he is soon to be single if you fancy a go

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

Get wii fit and pretend it's helping you lose weight

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Isn't it about £90 or something?
I think I'll stick with the gym, unless Wii fit comes with exercising ladies to perve over
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Mine is a liar
according to it my weight can go up 2lbs in a mere half hour of being on it. How does that work?
( moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

Osmosis?

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Apparently Okami on it's quite good
Resident Evil 4 is alright

Apart from that I've barely touched mine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

"Barely touched mine" she says.
On /talk, and all.
What is the world coming to?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

I do insert the controller on a regular basis.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

PICS OR GTFO

/desperate b3tan.
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Google vaginal insertion or some shit.
Don't google 'some shit'. Well, unless you're into all of that silliness. I never got my head around copro, or vomit play. Not my scene.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

Okami eh?
*makes note*

How is your vagina this morning?
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Tired but happy.
How is your face?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Mostly symmetrical

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Not that bit *points*
Oh...no, hang on, that's cereal.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Mine's got lip stick on and and I'm blowing kisses at the postman out the window

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

You're a better girl than I am.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Okami is cocking ace!
I have the PS2 version, though - I don't know how well it works with the Wiimote.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

What was the nice chap wearing?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

A clown suit
duh
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)

Shove it RIGHT up your cock
Edit: Mario Kart is fun and I think it's called Wario Ware Smooth Moves. That's great fun.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Surely that would be very painful and possibly dangerous?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

It's already been RIGHT up there.
I think I was given Mario Kart with it, something like that anyway, comes with a little steering wheel thingy
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

Steering wheel?
That'll be Tetris.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Or maybe Pac Man
wakka wakka wakka wakka Brrrrrmmmmm
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

Metal Gear Solid 4

( well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Have they released it on the Wii?
I've only played it on the ps3.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

No its not on the Wii.

( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Right you are.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

But it IS still awesome.

( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Oh yes, no argument there. Fucking cracking game.
I'm playing it through again, when I can be arsed. It's a bit too easy though, as I've still got all my guns from the first time. Railgunning people gets old.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Godfather Black Hand Edition
Worth the console on its own

Mario Galaxy
Scarface
Zelda twighlight Princess
Guitar Hero 3

Edit: Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicals is also excellent (you need to get the gun which comes with cool crossbow game) but its hard as nails
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Cheers!
*makes notes*
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

Do people in china all wear stuff like this?
www.look9good.com/b2b_cpinfo.asp?id=13171
( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Guitar hero 3
Mario Kart
Wii Play
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

I've got the 2nd two, guitar hero doesn't appeal at all
/allergic to geetars
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

so was I
can't play the real things at all!

I love it.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

that one with the guns

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

The one with the floating globe where you get electrocuted on the arse and condescended to by a shakespearean actor when you miss.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Star Trek: Bridge Commander?

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

Damage Report!

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

Resident Evil 4
WarioWare
Wii Sports
mario kart

are all good, but to be honest, you should just give it to me instead, I'll take special care of it
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Cheers, will have a look into those first two

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'm sure all the Nintendo franchise games are good
Look for things with mario, Zelda, Metroid on them.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Mario Kart
is my favourite.
( moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

Mario Kart if you like Mario Kart.
No More Heroes is odd but quite good. Resident Evil 4 and Lego Star Wars are really good. And if you can connect it to the wifi, you can download loads of old games.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

I was thinking about Lego Star Wars
I've seen light sabre things for the Wii, but judging from the reviews they are quite shit.

It is hooked up to wifi, are old games free to download?
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Lego games are the bollocks
Indiana Jones and Star Wars are two of the only games I've ever bothered completing.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Think I'll get the Star Wars one, ta

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

No, you have to buy Wii Points which you can then turn into games.
They usually cost between three quid and seven.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

Ah ok
I need to have a look into all this stuff
( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)