Isn't it the lighting and candles and tablecloth and stuff that makes it romantic?
I reckon you could cook anything, except maybe pot noodle.
( Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

You could make pot noodle romantic
serve it on a plate or something
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Not when I put it on a plate to make it look like a vegeatable girl getting biffed by a big meat cock

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

In that case, sir
Romance has changed since my day.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)