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fuck I'm bored
Sitting here doing shitty database work for someone who won't know the efffing difference tomorrow.

What are you all doing *right now* ?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
Trying to figure out what to cook for a romantic meal on Friday.
has to be healthy...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
A squirrel
(yeehaw!)
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
In a HYUK HYUK DANGNABIT STOLE MA PICKUP TRUCK sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
served with GIT BACK TO YO' COTTON PICKIN, BWHOI vegetables

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
A nice wine from the SPITOOOON I SHOOT MY SISTER-PAPA GET OFF MY PORCH MONKEY valley

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
you been knobbing to jolly jack's pictures again?

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
What about that bird who won a gold at swimming?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
You'd eat the medal as well, thinking it was a chocolate coin.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
Because of the fat you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
salmon
and something.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
I was thinking this, with a nice red pepper, and white wine cream sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
or with that.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

For the Cajun-spiced salmon
¼ tsp ground ginger
½ tsp ground allspice
¼ tsp paprika
100g/3½oz fillet salmon, skin on
dash olive oil
For the red pepper sauce
25g/1oz butter, melted
½ red pepper, chopped
2 tbsp white wine
75ml/2½fl oz vegetable stock
30ml/1fl oz double cream

Method
1. To make the Cajun-spiced salmon, mix the spices in a bowl and then roll the salmon fillet in the spices.
2. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan over a medium heat. Add the salmon and fry skin-side down for 2-3 minutes until browned. Turn over and cook for 1-2 minutes on the other side, until browned and cooked through.
3. To make the red pepper sauce, melt the butter in a saucepan, add the red pepper and fry for three minutes.
4. Add the the wine and stock and cook over a high heat for three minutes until the liquid has reduced by half. Add the cream and pour into a blender. Blend until smooth.
5. To serve, place the salmon onto a plate and pour over the red pepper sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
*salivates*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
*THROUGH YOUR EYEZ*
Lid dribble
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
lol gay

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
Lol no thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
Add in some green beans
And you're onto a winner there, chap
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
Sounds like a plan.
What time will you be expecting us?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
About, 8ish, I just plan to pelt you with it as soon as you get through the door and then play Daddy, Mummy and Baby spoons

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
mmm salmon.
and new potatoes and sugarsnap peas yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
salmon.
not for me. yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
deep fried with chips

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
batter and deep fry some lettuces

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
Trout and almonds with wilted spinach and new potatoes.
www.retrofoodrecipes.com/trout_with_almonds_1972.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
She no like Potato :(
This upsets me lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
Swap potato for oven roasted carrots then.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
*oven roasted carrots five*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
Oven roasted?
As opposed to what other kind of roasting?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
Campfire.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
I'm just going to scrape my tongue and put that on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
You're the sexiest motherfucker around.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
Isn't it the lighting and candles and tablecloth and stuff that makes it romantic?
I reckon you could cook anything, except maybe pot noodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
You could make pot noodle romantic
serve it on a plate or something
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
Not when I put it on a plate to make it look like a vegeatable girl getting biffed by a big meat cock

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
In that case, sir
Romance has changed since my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
a nice, proper chicken Dopiaza
lots of fresh tomatoes, onions and chicken, mixed with spices and herbs and simmered to make an infusion of flavour

serve with saffron rice, puppadoms and a nice home-made naan bread and you'll be the WINNER
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
Drinking coffee and trying to get comfortable.
Edit: And your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
Processing orders
and thinking about my interview tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
haha I finished my database work last week!
I won £200!

No more work for me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
A letter to the residents moving out soon for the 07 08 lets.
Buying webcams, cat5 cable, USB cables, some big network switches, patch cables, and a new cat5 stamp tool.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
To install cameras in their bedrooms whilst there is noone in them?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
it's less of an issue when there's noone in them.

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
is it wrong that this was my first thought too?

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
To take their pictures when they sign in
(student accomodation), like US immigration takes your snapshot.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
Lets all take a lead from US immigration.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
thinking about stuff

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
squirrels with tits?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
FUCKING ACHING IN THE FUCKING JAW AREA CAUSE I HAVE FUCKING TEMPOROMANDIBULAR FUCKING JOINT FUCKING DISORDER AND DONKEY GUMS COCK WAS MASSIVE

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
IT'S LIKE AN EXTRA LEG THAT PISSES WHEN IT'S FULL

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
Are you a stuffed toy?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
I'm pondering whether
to make a pint, or a half-pint of tea. When I make a pint, I usually don't drink it all, but I think "Fuck it, it's nice having a pint of tea"

This is the dilemma of my day
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
A pint is too much for tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
Wuss.
That is only the case if there isn't a toilet nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
A pot of tea, yes.
Several cups one after the other, yes.
But a pint all in one stupid giant mug? No.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
Ah
but my stupid pint sized mug is actually style like a proper pint glass, handle and all. Therefore drinking from it makes you feel like a king.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
I have seen that in lots of coffee places now
their 'large' is almost a pint. Who needs that much coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
Some is good, so more is better, right?
What's not to like!
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
Boo to Coffee
and to all who drink it. Seriously though, what's wrong with a larger drink so long as you finish and enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
Being clever is ALL about caring what other people enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
pretty much the same as you
with less excitement
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
typing on b3ta
about to have a cup of teas
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
B3taing and quality checking.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
Your vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
For once, no.
It was checked thoroughly recently and found to be most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
Similar
Except they made the mistake of saying "you should get those done today"

I could have actually had them done by now, so I've got a day of coasting. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
Looking at motorbikes
nnnyyyeeeeeeEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
What motorbikes?
Look at Bandits. Bandits are well nice (without all the silly front fairings). So nice I have a cat called Bandit.


img178.imageshack.us/img178/2026/banditcx1.jpg

nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
Oh yes. Lovely.
But I'm looking for a FIRST motorbike. I think I'd die on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
It's only a 600.
Have you got your full access or just your CBT?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
I'm doing my CBT soon.
I haven't ridden a bike for so long, I'm basically a beginner.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
AHA
Don't get a Bandit then, you'll be told off by the coppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
I think I want a CG/CB 125 or summat.
I have seen a nice TZR for £500 though, and that looks AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
You could get an MT50
they're LOADS of fun. Lovely little things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
Yeah there's a few little 50cc semi-off road ones I've seen that I like
Oh, I just don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
Considering Direct Access.
I want a Suzuki DRZ-400 so i cna motocross on it too with a spare set of wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
Good plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
get yourself a Z50
www.wheelsport.on.ca/graphics/vintage/vintage1968hondaz50minitwin.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
Awwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
a mate of mine has one of these (albeit the 1985 model)
he's 6 foot 5 and looks like a total loon burning down the road on it, knees up, beard trailing out from under his helmet. Packs the bike in his car when it rains...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
Does he know bikes aren't made out of alka seltzer?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
The Z50 possibly was

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
see about getting a Generic Trigger bike
they are cheap as chips and will be fairly unlikely to burst into flames at the slightest chance
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
Whats a Generic Trigger bike?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
imported 50cc Café racer
www.bikez.com/motorcycles/generic_trigger_sm_50_2007.php
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
Yeahhhh but the fairings make things better if you plan to ride any kind of distance.
Otherwise they're too buffety and windy, especially on the average fast A-Road and above.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
My ex never had any problem
and he rode like a mental. The CBR was the main bike though, as far as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
There's your answer.
Good choices all round, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
The CBR was WICKED
I could reach the floor on it. No mean feat, I'm a short arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
That's good to know.
Basically, I want a sports 600 eventually, as they're smaller. I'm only 5'8" or so, I daren't contemplate dropping a 'blade or similar 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
CBR 600 is the bike for you.
Low slung, shit off a shovel, good bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
Yeah I really really want the CBR600RR
Apparently Hondas are the ones to go for these days again, which is good. Plenty reliable.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
I'm 5'7"
and have two GSX-R750s and a Hayabusa...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
Working.
Or at least pretending.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
I have no lunch money
and the machine isn't giving me any, even though it still says my balance is £25 above my overdraft limit. The starvation-peddling bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)