Mugged in Oxford? I'm surprised he didn't try and mug you by using his shape wit and quoting at you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

He was very polite about the whole thing.
...I think. That was partly my own fault for being a little under the influence.

Though it -was- just outside my flat, the cunt.
( gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)