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I'm waiting for the Hollywood adaptation of this:
www.amazon.com/How-Good-Bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
I am constricting my anus while I type this.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
Me too, and I feel really happy and fulfilled.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
I can feel myself glow with inner Energy and Vigour!

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
I would imagine this sort of exercise would benefit you the most.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
I am shooting out a big blank from my buttock
and feel as if my root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
How's the new job?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
*clenches anus*
Stressful. Busy. How's life?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
*clenches vagina*
Stressful. Busy.

Decorating the kitchen, it's a war zone here.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
amazon cut out all the interesting words in the url
they make it sound like a book for grumpy boas
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)