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I watched Red Dawn last night
It is an aces film.

What good films have you watched or rewatched recently?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
One with your mum and some Turks in it.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
I watch it a lot.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
The one where his mum opens a drama school in Turkey
and how they become the best performers in six months of training, montages, and high-fiveing?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
I'm incredibly disappointed that you took me off ignore.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
Putting people on ignore means you're taking the internet too seriously.
Plus you don't see entire threads, sometimes.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
Truer words were never spoken.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
Plus you don't get to see me being really snidy at Mykey.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
That's true.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
This is what brings me back day after day.
Oh yes.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
Anybody who has either of them on ignore must be having a really shit /talk experience.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
What about if they had both of them on ignore?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
Who is better at being snidey
Bud or Mykey?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
Bud, but he has had more practice.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
Whereas Mykey is better at being fat and being made to wait for sex.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
u have sehks weneva you want cos u r kewl

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
Whereas you don't, because no one wants to fuck you.
Admit it. You'll feel better afterwards.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
No, I refuse, instead I'm going to brag about how much more sex I get than you
and how little I have to wait to get it.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I HAVE LOADS OF SEX

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I HAVE TO WAIT LESS THAN MYKEY AND BUD

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Your life is one long terrible lie.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
Everything I brag about on the internet is 100% true.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Good.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
I get more sex than you
nur nur nur nur nur
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
You don't get any.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Even your hands turn you down.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Weren't you wrestling with the horrors of waking up next to a munter
a short while ago?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Oh what a tangled web he's weaved...

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
SHE WAS FITTAH THAN BUD OR MYKEYS GIRLFRIENDS

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Even SickRik is more entertaining than this poor imitation.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Stop interrupting
we were arguming about how much more sex we get than each other

On the internet.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
He'll probably link to that in his profile

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
That's because he is WACKY and DOES DRAMA.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I might link this in my profile.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I don't trust anyone that has personality quiz results in their profile.
It just proves that they don't have an actual personality.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
I'm sure there's some kind of daily mail slow news week academic equation that could describe this
'what type of... are you' ^ no' of photos of self / post count = something

not that post count is important, I just find lurkers with highly detailed profiles odd
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
They want to be loved!
By strangers!

What I'm saying is they all wouldn't mind if they were raped.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
I think they are the same person
If they met in the same room they would implode
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
With ill concealed lust for each other?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
I've tried to make Mykey love me, but he just won't concede.
I'd fuck him RIGHT HERE AND NOW if he'd let me.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
I cannot think of a more worrying mental image to wake up to in the morning

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
It's a good thing you don't share a bed with me and Mykey, then.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
He seems to be playing
a little hard to get in that he seldom replies to your flirting, though.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
It's very upsetting :(

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
I've taken to logging out to watch Mykey threads if there's enough abuse.
I want popcorn.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
Wouldn't it be easier to just, erm, you know, take him off ignore and not reply to his threads?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
I can't bear to.
He's been in there so long. It'd be like throwing out a treasured piece of family junk.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
Wait ... how are you replying in this Mykey thread?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
omg

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
With the 'reply' link that appears on all posts when you're not logged in.
Editing posts is more difficult and requires messing around with URL querystrings.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
I did not know this.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
or to log out permanently.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
Was she the prison warder in Midnight Express?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
yes, answer this question.
especially if it contains good fancy dress ideas.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
I am going to a film themed fancy dress party,
I have been given the theme of porn.

:(
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
It's an easy costume though.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
I'm going to get the girls to touch the cucumber down my trousers
then point out it's not a cucumber.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
This is good planning.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
do something from orgazmo
it's not strictly porn.... but it is porn-themed
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
Binky
I thank you.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
plus you can dress as a SUPERHERO

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
Go as Child porn

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
I had thought of just covering myself in used tissues.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
drink lots and lots of coffee and go as a vibrator

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
Wear an afro-wig around your groin and armpits and go as 70s porn.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
There is always Chobb's outfit
that's pretty topical now. I'm sure someone has a link.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
fancy dress is a pain
I need to find a decent cowboy or "red injunn" outfit by saturday morning
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
ooh bollocks, I forgot about that

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
Jeans, waistcoat, hat.
Cowboys: EASY.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
Cowboy - jeans, checked shirt and a hanky round your neck. Toy gun in pockets
Injun - brown dress with slits cut all the way round to make tassels, moccasin slippers bronzing cream or brown face paint and a toy bow and arrow.

Sorted
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
American Indians: the last ethnic group you can legitimately dress up as.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
Ask Kersal Missive about this.
Some students from LSE dressed as Zulus for a party.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
I hope Rathen never sees this
He'll dress up as anything just to prove you wrong.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
no i will not

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
what about an injunn boy?
or does that apply to both genders?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
I'm just going to bring two water pistols

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
I was thinking of watching that again.
Try 'War Games' fro Broderick fun.

I rewatched all the alien films recently (excepet A-v-P)
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
I like the avp movies, especially the 2nd one:)

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
This says a lot about you.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
Casino
Dark City and Baise-Moi
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
Dark City is one of the worst films ever.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
I quite liked it

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
It would have been alright if they'd made it any good.
And if there'd been a single pause in the musical accompaniment at some point in the film.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
I saw it once, and also quite liked it

that's 3 to 1 bud. you have to like it now or else.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
I'm waiting for the Hollywood adaptation of this:
www.amazon.com/How-Good-Bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
I am constricting my anus while I type this.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
Me too, and I feel really happy and fulfilled.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
I can feel myself glow with inner Energy and Vigour!

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
I would imagine this sort of exercise would benefit you the most.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
I am shooting out a big blank from my buttock
and feel as if my root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
How's the new job?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
*clenches anus*
Stressful. Busy. How's life?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
*clenches vagina*
Stressful. Busy.

Decorating the kitchen, it's a war zone here.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
amazon cut out all the interesting words in the url
they make it sound like a book for grumpy boas
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
Near Dark.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
They're remaking it you know.
Another pointless Hollywood remake. *sighs*
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
Shawshank Redemption
again.
Clearly still the greatest film ever made.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
Get out.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
Get bent.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
You are wrong.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
Mykey doesn't like films that aren't all "BANG WHOOSH".
I think he particularly likes the muscular Austrian male lead.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
I'm sure you don't think that 'The Shawshank Redemption' is the best film ever made though.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
No.
But it is a good film. It just doesn't stand up to repeated watching.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
What is your choice oh great one?
and it stands up to repeated watching just fine I'll have you know. But then I suppose that depends on whether you like it in the first place.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
It's a good story, well executed.
I've only seen it a couple of times and I wouldn't mind seeing it again, but I get what Bud's saying here. It just doesn't have the same raw entertainment factor of technically much worse films like Raiders of the Lost Ark or Ghostbusters. I could watch those every year.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
I thought it was quite sickly sweet
Must confess I didn't like it much at all.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
It is a bit sentimental,
but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's hardly a chick flick.

Films that are both good, AND I could watch over and over include:
Brazil
Goodfellas
The Shining
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
The Shining, yes.
The other two, no.

Brazil is silly. The first time I saw it I thought it was really good. The second time I saw it, I sat cringing throughout it.

This is the difference made by ten years between viewings.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
It has a certain BBC productions look to it,
and yes, it is a bit silly. Well that's Terry Gilliam for you, Monty Python's darker side. I was torn between that and Twelve Monkeys, which is certainly more professionally produced but lacks the quirky visualisation element that I quite enjoy.

What's wrong with Goodfellas?
(I was reminded of it by a picture in a charity shop window the other day - one dog looks one way, the other dog looks the other way)
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
It is a sub-standard pizza
However still better than Chicago Town
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
The only thing wrong with Goodfellas is that I've seen it about 10 times.
And the woman has seen it way more than that, due to some sort of essay written about it at some point. So neither of us feel the need to see it again any time soon.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
yeah ok,
10 times is quite a lot. I've seen Star Wars more than that, mind you, and that never gets dull, but then that doesn't try to be clever in any way, it's all ZAP! and massive spaceships.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
Try watching that and Million Dollar Baby back to back.
I think it might kill you.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
haha
stools.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
bullshit
black rights and all that

the only redemption they should get is in the fires of white man HELL

starship troopers is clearly supreme
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

n aces film poorly acted jingoistic piece of 80s sabre rattling shite.

Regarding your question- the best films I have watched recently would be Eastern Promises and No Country For Old Men.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
epic strikethrough fail.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
What?
You post too slowly ;-)
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
er, no
you ninja too slowly ;)
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
I had it corrected
And another post added before your post appeared.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
Oh no you didn't

although this is a pointless debate, as neither of us can prove it ...
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
I can
It was this post. www.b3ta.com/talk/5369116
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
Eastern Promises was good
No Country For Old Men was a directorial wank off. Good cinematography, poor story and mumbling actors.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
You didn't like it because it actually has a story.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
And yet Red Dawn is "aces?"
I thought No Country for Old Men was an excellent story. I was particularly taken by the unexpected plot twist towards the end. It made a refreshing change from following the formula that most films of that nature follow.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
I personally think it's the best film of the last ten years.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
I'd go along with that
Or at the very least near the top of that list.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
It was also a story lacking in much substance.
And the plot twist as you call it was in fact just a bog standard hollywood ending really
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
Awww. You're just the sweetest little thing when you try to talk like a grown up.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
I think the film confused him, because there were no dragons, elves or bare chested bodybuilders.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
I can't think of any standard hollywood films with the same ending
is standard hollywood diehard and the like?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
I was writing a reply here, but then dritfted off.
So I've forgotten what I was going to say. Something about English blokes always being the bad guy.

Edit: Er, I was just talking in generic terms, not actually about No Country...

Sorry.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
was chigurh was supposed to be english?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
To the majority of the audience it's all European
Or at least non-American, so it makes little difference.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
either English or German/Austrian

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
he looked and sounded more mediterranean to me
but I don't think he's supposed to be from anywhere

edit: oh right, you're talking about generic hollywood baddies
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
I haven't seen it,
I'm just commenting on the general trend of Hollywood bad guys.
Russians as well, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
My guess would be that he's supposed to be Mexican
However I don't remember his nationality ever being explicitly stated in the film.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
yeah you do get a few Hispanic bad guys as well,
usually with enormous Spanish villa style mansions, featuring a swimming pool and drugged up prostitutes.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
The plot of the film basically involves a drug deal gone terribly wrong
It was organised by Mexican gangsters, a lot of the action takes place in Mexico and the character is definitely not American. The actor is Spanish too, so that's what I'm basing my guess on.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
A bog standard Hollywood ending
Would have seen it with the same ending as Jackie Brown. As for stories lacking much substance, all I have to say is this.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
Well, I'm sure a man of your influence can convince all the people that thought it was worthy of an Oscar to reconsider.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
Once were warriors
I decided my life was going too well and I needed to be more fucking depressed.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
Hannibal
I do like Lecter, I do.

That and Contact because I adore Jodie Foster and nerdy scifi.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
Contact was an odd one

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
I liked Contact.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
I re-watched Ghost Dog t'other day.
It wasn't quite as good as I remembered it, which made me do a sad.

I've watched lots of samurai films recently, for "research". Most of them have been fairly decent.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
Walk the line.
Thought it would be shit but I quite enjoyed it.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
'Broken Flowers', 'This is Spinal Tap'
and 'You and me and everyone we know'.

Oh, and hellboy (not rewatched).
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
Hellboy 2 was ok
If you just saw a few stills of it. Because then you could think "ooh that's pretty" and not have to waste your time watching the shit.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
I dare say I will watch it, as as you say, I'm sure it will be aesthetically pleasing.
I'm not expecting much from the dialogue/plot.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
Then you are set.
Might I suggest using the mute button.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
Total Recall

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
WINNAR

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
GETCHA ASS TO MAHS.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
I need to own this.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
I quite enjoyed Hellboy2
visually very appealing, even if it was a touch simplistic in it's plot mechanisims
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
I really enjoyed this practically-unheard-off film.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0449061/
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
It's called London and is set in New York?
NONSENSE.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
Because the film is set around Jason Statham in a toilet?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
Saving Private Ryan

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
My favourite bit is the Talkie Toaster

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
Oh you sod
I had to quickly scroll up there and check I was criticising the correct thing.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)