If you've got a cock, you're a bloke, and if you've got a vag, you're a woman.
If you've lost your genitals in a horrific sanding accident, then we'll go on the basis of whether a clone of you would have drippy or dangly bits. If you've got a cock and you think you're a woman, you're not a woman, you're a mental.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)