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Does drinking Rose make you gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
U FAT FUK I FUKIN HATE YUUUUUUUUUuu

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
you're just as much of a cunt to Bud as he is to you
you're adults right, why don't you just..y'know..chill out?

I saw what Bud posted a while back through a gaz to 90nz0 and it looks like he actually meant it.

Tubby!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
No, that was something Gonz made up.
I've offered Mykey a truce a number of times, but he is too pig headed (bodied) to accept. I guess that counts as a moral victory to him.

I just wish he'd defend himself, rather than waiting till I'm not around to snipe about me. At least I have the decency to take the piss out of him when he's around.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
May I ask why if you say you have done this
You don't just stop being a bitch? Or do you enjoy it too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
Yes, I enjoy it too much.
He's a cunt. A complete and utter cunt.

Yet some people appear to be blind to this. I don't have any problem with people knowing I'm a cunt. I actively encourage people to have a go at me, because I don't give a shit. This place is an idle lunchtime distraction for me on days when the weather out is a bit rubbish.

But for him, it's his social club. His local.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
Yeah, we're barely worth the time replying to
We're all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
But _why_ is he a cunt?
I mean, a proper cunt, not a LOLCunt.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
The comedy racism was the first thing that got my goat.
It's not a joke for him. He just claims it is.

That, and the constant sexual harassment of women.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
Middle aged b3tan men being 'racist' and leering at every woman-creature online?
Now where have we seen that before, whoop whoop?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
You have to remember Gonzo
They haven't met.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
I doubt very much that Mykey would want to meet me.
I'm not threatening violence or anything, but I really don't think he has the balls to speak to me, either on here or face to face.

The man is a coward. That's why he has me on "ignore".
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
If they did, I'm sure they'd have lots in common
After all, they're both overweight, have bad facial hair and a predelection towards bumming.

They should get togther and go bowling.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
At least I am capable of growing facial hair, lady boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
Two in the pink, one in the stink?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
Superiority complex.
Bud has to make others feel small to make himself feel big. mykey's fatter than him and Bud can't cope.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
I'm complex and superior, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
** Confuses **
I've not gazed anyone today.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
ahh, my bad

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
I estimate that half of Bud's posts are replies to things Mykeyboy posts
which variously call him fat, racist, stupid or shit in bed.

Mykey doesn't tend to post that many anti-Bud posts.

That said, the namecalling was always tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
Mykey has made a lot of posts about me.
And I would make a more conservative guess that 1% of my posts are jibes at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
Have you ever considered mediation?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
I'VE TRIED SEB, REALLY I HAVE.
He just won't open up to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
use more lube

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
Have you ever tried to lube the Channel Tunnel?
I'll need sponsorship from KY Jelly for this sort of endeavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
i got some lube yesterday for free, through work.
it's soil-association certified.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
i expect it'll come-in-hand-y

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
Binky!
I'm shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
You filthy frenchman.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
Did your mate give you snuggle wuggles from me last night?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
yes he did though he couldn't remember your name
thank you gonzo it meant a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Huzzah =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5370741
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
I'd like to think I'm a little more eloquent than that!

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
but sadly

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
I have an A-Level in English!

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
Drinking rosé does.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
He drank some 'Rose' juices

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
Nope
*waves his hand girlish*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
Perve
Leave Rose alone
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
No
Being attracted to your own gender does.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
I have all the genders

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
So you have a smooth, action-man like frontal area?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
My penis is detachable

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
Genuine question
is it being attracted to the sex or to the gender that makes you gay/straight? I think we would say that a man who fancies womanly men (i.e. attracted to male sex but female gender) is gay rather than straight. But seeing as this hypothetical man likes the female gender, why does that make him gay? Is sexual orientation merely which type of genitals you prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
Gender studies are shit
You are a man or a woman. Get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Not necessarily.
Sex and gender aren't the same. Your sex is which one you are biologically (which is either male or female, except in rare cases), and your gender is which one you are mentally and emotionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
Yes, but it's shit
*hated sociology*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
That's prety insensitive towards genderless and liquid-gendered people.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
Don't get me started
I can't be arsed arguing why I think it's shit, just know that I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Oh come on
You have to be able to defend your retarded views a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
I don't want to get started on a massive rant
I am restraining myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
Is this your way of saying
'I've said something a bit stupid and I don't want anyone to think that I am, so I'll just back down whilst making it look like I'm not backing down?'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
No
It's a "I really can't be arsed typing everything that I want to say" saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I'd really like a justification of your views
but that's fine, chicken out.

chicken
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
I'll give you a list later
If it bothers you that much?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
Why not just do it now, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
Because I can't be arsed
Is that not clear?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
In the time it's taken you to make all those replies, you could have done it.
You're worried people will think you're a thicko.

Thicko.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
*buc buc buc*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
Obviously that's the reason
I could never be as clever as the likes of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
*buc buc buckawww*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
Well, clearly.
You're Scottish, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
*chicken noises*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
Liquid gender?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
Or ambivalent-gender, if you prefer.
Sometimes male, sometimes female.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
We should round them up and keep them in a cage.
We could charge people money to watch them.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
You'd never keep someone made of liquid in a cage.
I've seen Xmen 2, I'm an expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
How about a sort of sealed fishtank?
with tiny holes that are way to high for the liquid people to reach them, through which we could feed them etc.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
Use a tube
Or don't feed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I would want to prolong the pleasure for the viewers as long as possible
feeding would be required.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
Genderless ?
how do they pee ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Out of their belly button.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
Did you even read my above posts?

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
To be fair, it was needlessly over-complicated.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
are you excempt from people taking the piss out of you ?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I couldn't tell that you were joking;
I thought you were just being thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
I'd like to pronounce this post "bollocks"

it might be true from a strict definition point of view for all I care, that doesn't stop it being airy-fairy handwaving horseshit of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Most people have the same gender as their sex,
but not everyone does. Sexuality and gender are not black and white at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
True
That's race.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
She said it in a poncy way, but gender and sex are not the same thing.
That's kind of why we have different words for them.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
Not really.
If you apply for a job and the form asks for your gender, they don't let you put "physically I am endowed with a rubbish penis but with every waking moment of my day I wish to have a vajoojoo".
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
Because it's stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
The form
is probably written by a thick dipshit in HR.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
They shouldn't be asking for it at all;
they should be recruiting you based on your skills and experience, but that's a different discussion.

And I don't think something is true or not according to whether it will fit on a job application.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
they have to ask for it.
they need the stats to demostrate that they are employing without bias. Welcome to the wonderful world of HR

Think yourself it's only gender. My Scottish Hockey registration form this year asks for sexual preference.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
That's fecking daft.
I'd hate to think I was employed to fill a quota rather than for my skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
you wouldn't be.
but once you are, they'd have to produce a report showing that their employed staff match the area demographic blah blah blah.

think yourself lucky. You'll be in great demand to fill the 0.00001% asexual cybergoth mentallist demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
I'm not a fucking goth.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
Goffic!
*points at you*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
Poo Goff!
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
So they know which of the many changing rooms they need to put you in

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
no
so they can go "oh no, we have a lower* proportion of gays playing hockey than in the general population, how do we attract more flouncing marys to scottish hockey?"

* yes, LOL, hockey is a girls game so lower higher
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
Are you obliged to answer that question?
They may be obliged to ask it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
course not
same as you aren't obliged to fill in your ethnicity, religious views, etc. But it's hardly a secret and if they think they can do something useful with it, good luck toy them.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
My guess is
That it gives the Office of National Statistics a reason to validate its budget as much as anything else- particularly when it comes to voluntary activities. I can see the point as regards employment as a way of measuring the effects of equal employment legislation, however I think there is a misconception about that too; namely that equal employment legislation merely states that it is illegal to discriminate against people on certain bases and does not actually set quotas which is the way it's often seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
Age and gender and race are no longer acceptable requirements
when advertising for a job.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
when advertising, no
but they are virtually legal requirments when applying or employing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I employed a female
to do a job that historically attracts men, but I know that times are changing. But we had to let her go, not because she was female, but because she was shit.
In my team, no two people are from the same country. Its not a choice to show that I'm being racially fair, its actually because it makes the work for the team easier, as we have to deal with people from many countries, including the countries of origin of the staff i employ.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
I can't quite work out what you're saying here?
the only point I'm making is that these days it's pretty much compulsory for HR departments to compile stats on sex, ethnicity etc of employees and compare them with the general public so that they can hand-wring over why there aren't enough sikh lesbians in car maintainence.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
I'm saying that I emplyed a female
but had to let her go because she was shit at the job, not because she was female.

I'm also saying that I have employed people from many racial backgrounds, but that wasn't to be racially fair, it was because having people of different racial backgrounds made the work easier for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
well, yes, obviously, but that wasn't what my post was about
but I wasn't accusing you of being discrimantory, sorry, it just sounded like you were validating yourself a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
Being accused of discrimination
In a professional sense is the modern equivalent of being accused of witchcraft. It's little wonder that sometimes people can be a little too self-validatory in their approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
They are
if you're advertising for a bra-fitter. Or a penis model.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
Nonsense.
Gender is a grammatical term which has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with sex.
NOTHING AT ALL.
IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST.
Is that clear?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
It is a grammatical term
but it has another meaning too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
It's been given another meaning by idiots.
And we already have a perfectly good word for that meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
Which is?

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
Sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
But sex isn't gender.
It's alright for you; you're the same gender as your sex. Not everyone is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
If you've got a cock, you're a bloke, and if you've got a vag, you're a woman.
If you've lost your genitals in a horrific sanding accident, then we'll go on the basis of whether a clone of you would have drippy or dangly bits. If you've got a cock and you think you're a woman, you're not a woman, you're a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
or both!
i watched a short video clip in which two hermaphrodites were 'doing each other' at the same time. What sort of confusing situation is this ?
I suspect they were really both men male at one time, but had the operation to make a fanny, without removing the dangley parts.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
I'm clicking this so everyone knows what sick and twisted things you watch

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
well yesterday, everybody told me to watch the porn in the hotel.


And actually, a link to that video was posted on here by somebody else, which I clicked out of curiosity because i could see that is was not "ilovehorses"
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
I've seen it too, if it's a similar video
15 minutes long, outwardly women, but with willies.

AND vajoojoo's.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
Vajoojoo is my new favourite word

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
I'd like to see this, simply for research purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=hermaphrodite+sex&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Its Google, its SFW, the links Google provides may be NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
you make it sound like they are on offer for sale in a shop.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
You think they aren't?
You're not going to the right shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
Ask Tyronne.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
I like it

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
And the feeling wrote a song about it on their first album

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
They are also gay

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
no
it makes tyronne a fetisist...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Yes.
Any wine but Red = Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Ask Tyronne
[Edit] Shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
no
repeatedly taking another man's penis into your anus makes you gay.

it doesn't count if you're a top
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Yes.
The consumption of fermented grape juice alters your genes, brain chemistry, hormones and exposure to people of both sexes in such a way as to alter your sexual orientation. You fucking tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
I make my own rose
does this make me bi?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Is it any good?
Or just red and white wine mixed? (which btw, doesn't work)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
It's not red and white mixed.
It's something to do with leaving the grape skins in for longer, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Read the words in brackets...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
Only if you're a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
No, drinking pints if you are a girl makes you gay

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Pints of what?
Drinking pints of spunk probably makes you straight, if you're female.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Beer
But I realise that was a silly comment, as I do that, and I am not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
drinking pints of spunk
makes you fucking odd.

Or Marc Almond LOLurbanlegend
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
No, licking fanny and having lady-fists up you makes you gay, if you're a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
You don't have to have the fists part.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
It was just an example criterion.
I'm sure there are others that I didn't include here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
wearing sensible shoes
so my mother told me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
That's true
No lady should wear sensible shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Was she wearing sensible shoes, a lumberjack shirt and getting off with a short fat lad with big tits and an oddly high-pitched voice?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
now I think about it..
no.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
No,
you'll have to come up with some other excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
No, just means you're too girly to drink red
I bet you add lemonade in your white
(rcdc hasn't a clue, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Pink and fizzy
is a gay drink compared to something butch like Guinness.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
My mate drank some once
and then he turned gay.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Did he move to Hebden Bridge?

(Eeh Blah Gum, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
No, Aberdeen.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
Drink some and find out.

(VodkaCoke, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)