try demanding it in full caps, online
spice up your posts with a little lolwackiness, mental illness and a juicy same-sex relationship and online attention is GUARANTEED
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)

I'M SO WACKY I'D FEATURE ON THE EARLY EPISODES OF X-FACTOR

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)