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JMG
Is a fucking twat and I fucking hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
Wobbling ONLINE!
Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
Fuck off
There's a good fatty
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
It is nice to see that after a week away, the first thing I see is a fatty wobble.
Online.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)

not fat, but for a skinny man I have a decent pot belly from tha booze
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
being fat online isn't about your body mass index
it's about "fatting" at people

it's the act of wobbly attention-seeking, usually perpetrated by dull people shortly after they've discussed their dinner, Dr Who and how much they are bored of football
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)

Ah, I don't always keep upto date with the latest buzzwords. wobble-me-up!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
hello
How was your week? Conquer any countries?
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
I must have said something against this user, roughly three weeks ago.
I again am very handy for people wanting to get noticed, online.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)

No you haven't offended me directly but I notice your attention seeking almost daily and well I'm afraid I couldn't help but again draw attention to you.

SUCH IRONY

Nice to see you have a band of merry DEFENDERS though, no doubt latching on to your fame...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
!!!!!WOOP WOOP LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!! L@@K RIGHETOUS INTERNERD WOBBLEFURY WOULD READ AGAIN A+++++++++++

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
me me me me MEEEEEEEEEEEEE look at MEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
we're always looking at you?
why don't people look at me?
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
try demanding it in full caps, online
spice up your posts with a little lolwackiness, mental illness and a juicy same-sex relationship and online attention is GUARANTEED
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
I'M SO WACKY I'D FEATURE ON THE EARLY EPISODES OF X-FACTOR

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
CALM DOWN, NERD.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
I thought it was roughly 11pm on b4sh night when this kind of act kicked off?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
JMG, SMASHING football news don't you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
*Fists on hips. Much laughter*
Oh, I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
He's from Wick
so he's just trying to get on everyones
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)

NICE PLANE
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
thankyou

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
That was taken at Manchester
I disappoint myself once again :(
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
There are always a few, too eager to engage in actual social activitiy, that turn up too early
and have to vent their frustration online so as to prevent an acrophobic panic attack
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)

haha again more irony
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
er, k

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
Congratulations.
What do you want? A medal?
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
I'm fairly certain that up til 2 minutes ago no one here had an opinion about you
but hey, thanks for the thrilling contribution
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
I just assumed they were a crossdresser like all lurkers
I've assumed stuff about lots of people.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
I'm fairly certain that 2 minutes from now, still no one will have an opinion about them

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)

indeed
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
He's the king of the internet...
who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)

A man passing through, who are you his queen? lol!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
LOL
it says "LOL"

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)