being fat online isn't about your body mass index
it's about "fatting" at people

it's the act of wobbly attention-seeking, usually perpetrated by dull people shortly after they've discussed their dinner, Dr Who and how much they are bored of football
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)

Ah, I don't always keep upto date with the latest buzzwords. wobble-me-up!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)