Bowloaks.

( Newington, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

Tomato - Tomato
Potato - Potato
( turb0t, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

Scone.

( Newington, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

S cone

( turb0t, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

/skon/ is u.,
and apparently favoured by 65% of the population.
www.phon.ucl.ac.uk/home/wells/survey-report-icphs.pdf

Peasant.
( Newington, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

You Cunt

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)