There's actually an enormous, all-powerful, world-girdling CIA/Jewish/lizardman conspiracy that did it for some reason and has been successfully keeping the truth hidden all this time
and also for some reason hasn't stopped me, an insignificant teenage weed who's been smoking dope and watching Youtube for seven years, figuring it all out. I also think The Matrix is a good film.
( Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

omg i neva fort of it lyk dat
AL U NUNBELEEVAS R RETAADS
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

I think it's wonderful how it was "all an inside job"
and yet no-one with any sense seems to be able to prove it. A kid inside his bedroom manages to to complain about structural integrity and yet architects seem fine with it being just a terrorist attack.

Fuck conspiracies.
( wlinden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

Thing is, it WAS an enormous attack by an international conspiracy, and a jolly interesting one.
Some people just haven't considered what life in the real world has to offer.
( Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)