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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
Ah, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
DEATH TO THE WEST!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
why is that swallow flying into a stool with an upturned pin?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
Don't forget the curtains down the sides of the stool

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
It's a syringe poking out of a box of After 8's.
The swallow is there for deccoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
Happy 9/11 Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
7 years? blimey.

hello captn (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
Makes you feel old.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
that, amongst other things does, yes

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
Do you find yourself tutting at the price of baked beans?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
I read tutt as inTop Up The Tea
Topping beans up with Tea?? Are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
will you make me a brew pet?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
I imagine I'd make a pretty foul pet
I make a good brew though

*decants*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
never ask me to go to the bar to get you a pint
if the 'swizzle stick' rule is being enforced, as I will dip my penis in it.
Ah! Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
QUICK, SAVE THE QUEEN
*throws 2p in your pint*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
It only counts if its a penny.
hence the name 'pennying'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
I'll do it anyway though
as I'm a good sport.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
No,
it's a 2p and NEVER a 1p.

I think you people fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
you are wrong
100% wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
but
www.b3ta.com/talk/5426573
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
by the way bitch
FUCK YOU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennying
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
Wikipedia is a Wiki. As in, 99% of it is bullshit.
But because I like you I will become aware that some people call it "pennying" and use pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
Given that I went to the most appalingly ruggerbugger , matey, drinking college, clique bumfest of a college in the entire world
I am as qualified as anyone in the art of the penny.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
here is an article with the Cambridge rules
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/getwriting/A882722

Oxford rules are slightly different and Teddy Hall generally plays 'hand on glass' where you can only be pennied whilst touching your drink.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
You can only be 2p'd when the drink is in your hand
that's the main rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
I've played with people from other colleges and universities who don't use that rule.
but its a good rule to have imo.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
I will end by adding
that if you dropped a 2p into the pint of anyone I knew who was aware of 'pennying' they would make you drink the beverage in question for using a 2p instead of a penny.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
I have just showed this thread to TFS
who wholeheartedly agrees with me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
we used to play "stop dicking about with your phone"
it was a great game, if someone was found to be dicking about with their phone, in a manner which was not to contact someone or organise something that we all gained something from, it would be removed from their possession and placed in their pint.

This successfully got rid of a few 'friends' I had collected and also proved to make conversations and debates in pubs more open to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
Dropping it in their pint is a bit much,
what's more fun is if someone keeps getting texts, steal their phone when they get a message and reply something completely inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
it had become part of a tradition when someone spent the whole evening playing snake on their phone
the antisocial prat.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
I have seen this done
although there wasn't a drining game involved, it was just a 'jape'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
what about a wine spritzer? or a bottle of WKD?
argh 1:13 left!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
I'd be forced to strain the wine or wkd through my boxers before serving.
I would probably decant to a pint glass.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
no, because baked beans are super gross.
but i do dissaprove of a lot of things.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
Like realising Titanic was released 11 years ago
All the people at the school you went to's Sixth form look really young.

You have to go have your ears syringed
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
ear fail

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
This is why swimming is bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
swim fail

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
wrong! swimming is very very good.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
This is why swimming with epic levels of ear wax in your right ear is bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
Pfft.
"Raise the Titanic" was a better film.

Bonus points for it not featuing that twat-bag Di caprio.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
So does backache. And hangovers.
And the mobile phone ringtones teh kidz have these days.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
Who remembers what they were doing on that day ?
I remember it so well.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
I remember turning the news off and putting on Dragon Ball Z
and my dad having a go at me because "one of the most important things ever has just happened".
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
I had flown out of Los Angeles towards Rarotonga just before it happened
I missed getting stranded in LA by about 2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
I wandered to the office my dad worked in to which he proclaimed at the top of his voice
"NEW YORKS A FUCKING WARZONE, BOMBERS AND SHIT! JET FIGHTERS"

I got home and turned on the news, I was slightly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
I'd written a play that my university theatre was going to put on in October
which happened to be a comedic romp about some terrorists hijacking an aeroplane. It got pulled. WE LET THEM WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
I can.
I was sat in maths class perving over Ms. Hayden, my teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
I used to perve over my english teacher
She had the most lovely pair of pert tits that I had ever seen as a 14 year old.
Ugly face though.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
My female teachers were all either milfs or ugly
Except Ms. Hayden, she was 25 curvy and very pretty.
She always wore dresses which clung to her legs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
i was skipping school
and thus watching telly at home
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
I was at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
I was gardening when I heard all the oldies at the bus stop talking about it all.

(VodkaCoke, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
I was at school.
The teachers told us that world war three had started.
The teachers were mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
I got into my office the next morning,
and tried to go onto news.bbc.co.uk, as usual, and it took about an hour to load the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
We had turned on Sky News onto the video wall
and watched a 2nd plane crash into the 2nd tower block.
I still cant remember what I was doing when Kennedy was shot though.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
I remember what I was doing when Saddam was hanged.
... sitting watching Sky News waiting for updates.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
I was listening to a CD.
To my eternal shame, it was, DJ Otzi's "Hey Baby."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
I was at IT Club at school and a cleaner came in and said someone crashed into the twin towers
I thought she meant Wembley.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
I was in nazi germany

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
I was in a German Nazi

(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
I was moving into a new house
with my ex-wife.

First picture we pulled out to hang up on the walls was one she took in New York of the twin towers. Then we connected the telly and turned it on ...

Spooky Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
Topsy Crets

(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
I came home from school
watched Toonami

I didn't know what the WTC was until the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
At work my brother phoned me told me to switch on the news.
Turned on the news a minute later the second plane hit, most shocking thing I've ever seen on Tv. Apart from Cheggers little penis.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
I was in Thermodynamics at the time.
I came out of the class to find a friend standing outside in a state, looking like he was about to smash something. He told me what was going on, and my blood went to ice as I had friends and family in that area- in fact, one worked in the WTC. It was days before I could confirm that everyone was okay.

Had I been in power at that point, I would have turned Afghanistan into a large glass ashtray with a lot of incandescent wisps over it, lit by an enormous mushroom cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
eloo

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
DEATH TO THE NORTH

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
UP THE NORTH!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
Bring it!
I'll take all you Southerners on!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
I DECLARE WAR
I reakon the midlands is going to go all Switzerland on us.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
I'd never give my money to Brummers

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
You just want someonet to strike through that don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
THE MIDLANDS IS NOT ALL BIRMINGHAM

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
No, but the county of West Midlands pretty much is.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
Well you see
Coventry is in the West Midlands, so I'd have to disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
When you say "West Midlands" who apart from the BIASED people who live in Coventry
don't say Birmingham?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
Fucking idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
I know
but I'm not going to give my money to Brummers.

It's a statement of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
That's a fair comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
Yes it is.
Stop lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
It'll become a no mans land
filled with barbed wire and mines
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
Huzzah!
I just recieved Danger is dangerous.

Its awesome. Despite its ska.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIED!
Oh wait no I'm misinformed.

/someone I was speaking to earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
I remember just after it happened there were supposedly 20,000 people in each tower
Down and down the death toll went, all day and for days afterwards. Not like other disasters where it goes up and up.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
it ended up a touch over 3000 all in all didn't it?
Not to say that because less people died it's not a massive tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
Internet sources say anywhere between
it never happening, so zero people died and 6 billion.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
they were
mainly americans though...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
Now, GMOS, let's not forget what's important:
"fewer people".
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
I apologise for my grammatical error

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
Full stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
I'm clearly not taking this internet seriously enough.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
OMG HOW DARE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
Happy Birthday 9/11!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
yep
HAPPY 911 DAY EVERYONE!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
There's actually an enormous, all-powerful, world-girdling CIA/Jewish/lizardman conspiracy that did it for some reason and has been successfully keeping the truth hidden all this time
and also for some reason hasn't stopped me, an insignificant teenage weed who's been smoking dope and watching Youtube for seven years, figuring it all out. I also think The Matrix is a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
omg i neva fort of it lyk dat
AL U NUNBELEEVAS R RETAADS
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
I think it's wonderful how it was "all an inside job"
and yet no-one with any sense seems to be able to prove it. A kid inside his bedroom manages to to complain about structural integrity and yet architects seem fine with it being just a terrorist attack.

Fuck conspiracies.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
Thing is, it WAS an enormous attack by an international conspiracy, and a jolly interesting one.
Some people just haven't considered what life in the real world has to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
Yays!

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)