Have a Boost instead
It's the lardy chocolate flavoured sugar treat of choice here
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)

Maybe I will just buy all the chocolate bars

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)

As a poorly
I am justified in my choice of Milky Bar tonight
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)

Let me know what you think the double decker
I am surprised you have never had one.
( Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)