I get a really annoying recorded one
now and then that blasts a ships horn in your ear and says "this is your captain speaking....".
( moogy boobles, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

I've had that one on the land line

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

I bet you call your wife up like that all the time...


or not.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)