erm... best of a bad bunch.
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/442195233/sizes/m/in/set-72157600040347948/
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

She doesn't approve...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Northampton lady does not approve of my smoking jacket
I'm not a smoker but a velvet jacket for £4 from Oxfam when I was 17 was a bargain.

EDIT I am not 17 any more. That's just when I got it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)