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Rather than a disgusting post
Post the best picture of yourself that you can find.
I'll start with this awesome taken yesterday: picasaweb.google.co.uk/deusmetallum/BavarianBeerhouse#5248927277624927490
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)

oh
oh dear.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)

No good photos of me have ever been taken.
Edit: alright, have this one www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=1676617&id=837815275
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Nile, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

lies
you just don't want to admit it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

LIES

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

You should see the one I just took.

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GatheredCrustacean, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

are there any cocks on tables?

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Oh yes.
But I did not get a single photo of you :(
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GatheredCrustacean, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

I didn't hide
but for some reason syz decided to hide me, I suspect he feared for your lens.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

*Hides*

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

that reminds me of the one i took of Chorizo Wagon
farm1.static.flickr.com/79/264121436_7f103888de.jpg?v=0
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

Needs more crasy staring eyes

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Nile, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

can we take bets on what you're looking at
in your pic?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

awesome!

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jenpots, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

hahahaha
trenchcoats
hahahha
oh god
trenchcoats
hahahhahahahahaha
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

But seriously
I quite like this one although it's a bit old now.
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

That's a MySpace photo if I ever saw one.

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Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

Oh yes.

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

would

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moohalaa, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

Oh you.
My hair's floppier now. I should book a haircut.
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

What's wrong with my jacket? :(

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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

hahaha
ahahaha

what easty said
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moohalaa, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Supermatt it's just so internet.
Trenchcoats should only be worn with formal attire.
And sunglasses indoors. Jesus man.
forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1978149
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man. You don't want to disagree with ZZ Top.
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!
*GOONRUSHES*
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

I've been lurking for years.
Don't have a credit card so I can't sign up.
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

I post on there sometimes
You'd be able to guess which one I am in the football threads
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)

That's not the bavarian beerhouse
Mr aaaaaaaaaanderson.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

*finds spoon*
ah it was behind the sofa all along
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

I would like to point out that neo's jacket wasn't leather.

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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

i'd like to point out
i didn't mention neo
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

And you are a bender?

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)

i'm not

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

You look a bit Reservoir Dogs there
edit - This one's not too bad. It took a while to find as facebook does seem to be down.

www.flickr.com/photos/fenris78/329100592/in/pool-b3tabashes
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

~~Reservoir Dogs~~ DON'T WORRY MA'AM, I'M FROM THE INTERNET
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

I think this one is a nice balance between hammered and looking nice.
photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v171/189/22/632441468/n632441468_858734_7497.jpg
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

Congrats for being the first person to play along
but that is a nice one, shows off your eyes
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

why do girls have to take out a fat mate?
still i bet your glad they do
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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

Yeah, really glad. They'd be shit mates otherwise.
I got over worrying about how I look a long time ago.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

good luck with that, see how you feel if someone ever knocks you up and then afterwards
keep that self belief all you can
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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

That's already happened.
I'm still fine.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

i didn't know you had kids
good luck to you and the little life you have
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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

I don't have kids.
And thanks.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

then you haven't got huge and stretched other than by your all you can eat dinners

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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

Hahahaha,

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

So that you stand at least a remote chance...

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

i;'m not a fat lass, i don't need that chance

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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

I am the fat mate

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

i would

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

Because we all enjoy some honky tonk badonkadonk.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

ARE YOU TEH MAX PAYNES??

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

Oh, no.
Thanks anyway.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

All my pics are shit
Look
I have a nice one of Druid though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

hahahhahahahahahahhaaaa
*clicks*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

What the fuck is that you are wearing?

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

a massive monobrow
i'm sure its a fashion accessory
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

Ms Official's dressing gown
I bought it for me her though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

I can see your bogies.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

Phwoar!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

I'm well lustworthy there.

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Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

I'm coaxing up a semi right now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

might i aid your coaxing sir?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

woohoo
No hands!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

pffft!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

...
Are you his dad?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

Fuck off, Toady
I ain't bred no bumlords
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...
*BREATHES....*

HAAHAAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1

BUMDAD!
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)

Hahahaha
haahahhahahhaha
hahahaaa...

*breathes*
...hahahahahahaha
hahahhahahaha
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Malaka omdz, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

i'll have a quick search
but i don't think they're on this computer
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

ok so i was going to get a recent one of me off facebook
but it seems to be fucked and it won't load up
apparently i'm the one on the right due to accidental tagging
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

i suppose this one of me is acceptable
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/n5042388068702305682.jpg

i just don't have many photos of myself on computer
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

I am gorgeous!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/8969617612c3e96646f.jpg
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

pfft
jmg
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moohalaa, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

christ you're tiny
or are those massive hands?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

S'like that weebl song.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

He's not tiny.
He's just really far away...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

good stunt shot :-)
ecculente
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Its not really me.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

sums me up
www.flickr.com/photos/invinoveritas/693626704/
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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

BEAT THIS
www.b3tards.com/u/55cc432e4ada551f5fe7/n535045720_4048119_1732.jpg
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

Which one are you?

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

I honestly can't remember.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

You look as though you don't quite know why you're shaking hands with him.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

Probably this one.
www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/me.jpg
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

Id do your missus.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

This
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

but she looks like toady from neighbours
wait a second...oh
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Not my missus.
An ex, she asked me to come with her to her Graduation ball. Great lass.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

gahh, I don't much like photos of me
the last one I saw was me lying in the bottom of a pile of b3tans, with my arse hanging out of my jeans
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moohalaa, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

or, MOOHALAA, bitches
www.flickr.com/photos/danger_mouse/2816515947/

who looks like a fat 14 year old.
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moohalaa, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

which one is you?

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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

The fat one

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moohalaa, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

Alright then
farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2642709210_e5d190f853.jpg?v=0
yes, the best picture of me is the back of my head :(
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

Like, wow, man.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

Pfft

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

Hahahahaha!
I'm fucking bookmarking this because I know you're not joking.
WIN
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

..
Here I am.

Edit: Ok, that's not me.
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LC! lyk omg, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

fucking hell

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

jailbait?

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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

17.

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LC! lyk omg, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

shame

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mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

Seems we're a few years too late.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Arthritis?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

please please please
say that you dressed in most of that for a joke
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Nope
can't find one.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

SHU

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Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/the_bluest_star/2598847962/
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

Don't make me do the arse pic

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'm not making you.
Actually, it's better than my face so you might as well
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

Can't find it now
:(

Edit/ LIES www.flickr.com/photos/54174459@N00/2217457542/
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

nice bottom

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)

I believe I have some that are very viewable
but a) they're already on bashpics and b) it's supposed to be your choice, so....
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

I have no idea what I'm saying
here.
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Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

You're probably pointing at me and saying
"you're the sexiest man alive"
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

what's with the sausages?
and I reiterate- coming to Finham mid-November?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

That's too far away to tell without consulting my diaries.
Like an idiot I have three to check, it's a right faff.
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Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

how many dairies do you have?
and do you do butter as well as milk?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

You were pissed trying to tell Jim to fuck off with his shit hat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Probably closer than you think.

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Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

erm... best of a bad bunch.
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/442195233/sizes/m/in/set-72157600040347948/
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

She doesn't approve...

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Northampton lady does not approve of my smoking jacket
I'm not a smoker but a velvet jacket for £4 from Oxfam when I was 17 was a bargain.

EDIT I am not 17 any more. That's just when I got it.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

I am the taller one
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/panto2.jpg

Things i do for work.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

Fucking hell!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

Was doing panto.
Its not a normal night out.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

trade description act
they're supposed to be UGLY sisters.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

i have no nice pictures taken of me
not by anyone else i dont think..
heres one taken at a boozey house party two weeks ago by myself...obviously

www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1436182&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=511319061&id=285900905
(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Let's wheel this out again
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24639
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

Hahaha.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

AN INDISPUTABLE CLASSIC
photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/131/14/628945246/n628945246_2789465_9339.jpg
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

There is no explanation.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

WAIT NO!
THIS ONE: photos.l3.facebook.com/photos-l3-sf2p/v237/131/14/628945246/n628945246_2739997_8232.jpg
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

HA! That;'s how I always picture you

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There is no need.

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