Pfft Granddad
There does seem to be a load of anodyne tosh my dad would turn his nose up at these days. I listen to radio 5 instead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

This
FIVE LIVE DRIVE

Victoria Derbyshire is annoying but the rest are OK.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

I go to sleep with them
The half hourly news keeps me warm on the long winter nights.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

Richard Bacon's sexy questioning lulls you into dreamland

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

Oh Richard
He will never forsake me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

Except for that time he had vocal chord AIDS and went away for a while

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

*crosses self*
Shush, child!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)