I should like a histrionic wank
Do you have a pamphlet describing such a practice?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

I did
but the pages got stuck together
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

You're turning me on, do you really want to do that?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

:((((((

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

PFFT!
Sorry
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)