WHAT COLOUR IS IT?
How are you missus?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

BLACK SHINY BLACK
with a black wheel as well, it's well sexy.

I'm not too bad thanks - have to go to Cork again next week though :(
( Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

Ooh nice, like mine. Mine is all scritched now:(
Gay, why? Don't get food poisoning again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

nah, I'm staying in a different hotel this time
and I won't be going anywhere near any eggs.
We have to go be nice to Apple cos they hate us and we're going to their sales kick-off doofer at the dogs. Apparently. I'm going to freeze my arse off.
( Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

Aw, why do they hate you?
Yer, bring a fur coat and hat.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

because they're shit and not hitting their targets and we're a convenient target for the blame
I'm not taking any of their shit though, they can cock off.
( Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

GOOD.
The wankers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)