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I just realised how much rachelswipe looks like Bou.
Hello b3ta. How are you?
(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
link to pick of swip
have never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22005
(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
that's katy perry ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
Looks like Bou?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
From what I remember
To be honest, I probably saw a photo of Bou for about three seconds before having my view blocked by my own vomit
(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
She looks better than bou
I'm pretty sure you're single handedly resposible for the /talk /qotw hatred.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
fuck off
give me and badger some credit
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
DON'T FORGET GILGY.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
i dont like him any more
he's a real mental and we don't want them here
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
We allow Mooey here

(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
yeah but he's the token bummer

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
What about that bloke who sings and sexually confuses baldmonkey.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
he can fuck off with his shit banjo or whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
He's joined CAMP BI

(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
And me!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
That's Gilgamesh.
Only it's actually JMG's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
though i do note piston broke migrated over there
he'll fit in well with the compulsive liars
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
I demand proof of this outrageous accusation

(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
You've just started a new thread
basically saying their queen looks like a psychotic south african.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
Did the feud start seven minutes ago?
Your logic is flawed
(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
Is there some sort of feud going on between message boards
Christ shitting into a bucket in front of his disciples, that's fucking low
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
Pretty B3tan!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
I like the way she always ends her QOTW with some sort of sexual escipade.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
I'm ok thank you
need to go and do some work, and put more music on my SHINY NEW NANO which I love slightly more than anything else ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
haha, good evening.
I have not slept yet, in all that time since I said Good Morning. Great huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
Good for you.
I haven't slept either, what with having spent the 12 hours in between at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
I've been pissing my life away instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
Why did I read that as SHINEY NEW HALO?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
cos I am an ANGLE
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
WHAT COLOUR IS IT?
How are you missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
BLACK SHINY BLACK
with a black wheel as well, it's well sexy.

I'm not too bad thanks - have to go to Cork again next week though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
Ooh nice, like mine. Mine is all scritched now:(
Gay, why? Don't get food poisoning again.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
nah, I'm staying in a different hotel this time
and I won't be going anywhere near any eggs.
We have to go be nice to Apple cos they hate us and we're going to their sales kick-off doofer at the dogs. Apparently. I'm going to freeze my arse off.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
Aw, why do they hate you?
Yer, bring a fur coat and hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
because they're shit and not hitting their targets and we're a convenient target for the blame
I'm not taking any of their shit though, they can cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
GOOD.
The wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
Ive taken the time to memorise the images of 68000 internet users
so that I know what the fuck you're talking about. So I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
alright I suppose
it will be the weekend soon.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
STOP BULLYING RACHELSWIPE SHE IS QUEEN OF ALL OUR AUTISTIC HEARTS
/Sweaty handed men on QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
Haha
In other news, I'm pretty sur ehtis is a true story that happened and is true:

www.b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post258930
(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
I've often thought that QOTW needs a [citation needed] button.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
why is that person referring to itself in the third person?
Is he/she/it Craig David?
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
Honestly, why the fuck?
Every week the winners of QOTW are little more than a paragraph, and every week, everybody tries their best to write the longest, most drawn out essay, featuring more line breaks than anything else ever before ever.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
And DETERMINED that they've had sex.

(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
To be fair, that one actually didn't.
I read it. All of it. Long, boring, meandering. It could have been better summarised thus: "I once didn't have sex."
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
I didn't even get to the end of the first sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
They do love to comment on her stories

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
Quite excited, actually.
Though for all the excitedness, this spot right on my bottom lip is ruining most of it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
Isn't rachelswipe a man?
Just who are you insulting here?

[And appols to rachelswipe if you're not of the masculine persuasion]
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
Is she the one that essentially posts "I am woman, hear me whine" every single QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
And all the spackhanded sweats of fatties must rush to respond

(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
I think I might pose as a girl on there one day.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
No she doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)